I just have to tell you all about the funniest 2 days I`ve had at school this week! keke
Ok, here goes... Yesterday I was arguing with my teaching partner (who is Japanese) about how not sweet Japanese lollies and cakes are (coz oooohhhhhh I just LOVE DA CAKE)! Ok,ok, it don`t sound funny yet but wait! He was telling me that they do have really sweet lollies over here and was asking me if I have ever tasted this specific Japanese sweet... I had no idea what he was on about (I had never seen it before) and after some time of trying to describe it to me.. he just yelled out from the other side of the staffroom, "Kirsty, it looks like DOG SHIT!" HAHAHA! Of course, me being the child that I am, I cracked up! The funniest part was that no-one (including him) had any idea what I was laughing about! Now, I complain about my job... but where in Australia would you hear a teacher yell from the other side of the staffroom that something looked like "dog shit" especially when there are students around! HAHA! made my day! :)
But it don`t stop there.. uh uh no no there's more!
Today, I had just finished a class and was casually walking down the hall when a year 10 boy came up to me and said, " Get out fucker!" I was like.. uhhh WHAT? Then he repeated himself and asked me what it meant! HAHA! I asked him where he heard it and apparently the other English teacher at this school got angry at him and told him to well... "get out fucker" HAHA
After explaining to him what it meant, I casually asked him not to use the word fucker again.
I swear, with this knowledge that kid will pass the English part on his high school enterance exam with flying colours!!!! :P
